| Question | Answer |
|---|
| Full Name? | Anthony Simpson |
| Nickname(s)? | The Count, Simmo, Night Bus and other things, depending on my bowling figures! (ed- he never mentioned "The Incredible Dr Sex") |
| Date of Birth? | 18 July 1967 (ed- add a bit matey) |
| Place of Birth? | Glasgow |
| Occupation? | HR Consultant |
| Other Hobbies? | 5 a sides, squash, and the odd fresh orange in Fingers |
| Favourite Food? | A nice Indian |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | Hearts |
| Favourite Drink? | Anything alcoholic, but mine's a lager |
| Top Film? | Schindler's List and Braveheart |
| Top Book? | Not read one recently, don't have time! |
| Fave Music/Band | Chart music, but none of that techno stuff |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | Wouldn't be seen dead singing karaoke |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | See above re: top book - I have a life! |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Any girl from Ricks Bar |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Any girl from Fingers Bar (ed- "beggars...)" |
| Best Sporting Moment? | My hat-trick against Cockburn Lords in Parks Trophy |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | See above |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | Being told I take it too seriously by Cockburn Lords! |
| Sporting Idol? | El Presidente, Phil Yelland - an inspiration to the club |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | Take each day as it comes |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | Appeared on Songs of Praise as an angelic choirboy. What went wrong?? |
