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Profile of Tom Hothersall

Boris Becker Second Team supremo and ex-skipper of the Reivers, who led the triumphant(?) expedition to Prague and survived. Consistently optimistic captain who remains consistently cheerful even when the Team has been stripped of its bowlers and gets twatted. Therefore perfect Seconds' Captaincy material. One of the Potteries finest Teutonic Tennis-Playing Lookalikes. Unfortunantly has picked the wrong Potteries' footie team to support. Wonderfully attacking nets batsman whose form reliably peaks around March each year- surprising sharp windmill bowler. Not a favourite of the Lothian Crime Prevention Unit (I don't mean he's a tea-leaf!). Mean bluff poker player but prone to outrageous raises- beware.
Question Answer
Full Name? Thomas Edward Damian Hothersall
Nickname(s)? The Dentist, Boris
Date of Birth? 4th November 1969
Place of Birth? Stoke on Trent, England
Occupation? Entrepreneur.......
Other Hobbies?Eating , drinking and making merry. I don’t play as much golf as I used to, or sail as much either. I have been parachuting and scuba diving, but I wouldn’t call them hobbies as such.... not yet anyway.
Favourite Food? mmmm....food....
Football Allegiance (if any)? If I’m not betting on it I’m not that bothered about football (apart from the mighty England of course!), but as a Stoke boy my team of choice is obviously Port Vale since there are no other quality teams in the area. (ed- ha bloody ha)
Favourite Drink? mmmm....beer
Top Film? Top 5 in no particular order : Killing Zoe, Blazing Saddles, Goodfellas, Where Eagles Dare, and Joe Versus the Volcano
Top Book? I’m a big fan of Christopher Brookmyre
Fave Music/Band Depends on my mood - anything from ABBA to Led Zep, from country and folk to hardcore trance.
Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) Anyone who knows me knows this aint never gonna happen, but if by some bizarre twist of fate it were to occur, then I’d have a go at Van Morrison’s Brown Eyed Girl
Fave Shakespearian Play? Much Ado About Nothing. Curious Question.
Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why?The author of "How to survive on a desert island - I know because I’ve done it and I can show you how"
Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why?The author of "How I nearly died on a desert island because I didn’t know how to survive and I still haven’t learnt"
Best Sporting Moment? Recently, Beckham’s free kick against Greece (listening to it on Sicknote’s tiny radio in Prague) or the fabulous 5-1 drubbing of Germany by England (and they got to the World Cup final? There’s no justice in the world). But I think the winner is Botham’s Ashes in 1981 "It’s gone into the confectionery stand and out again". Tremendous.
Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? My first six, at age 11 for Silverdale Under 18s. It went out of the ground, over a house and on to the road. We went on to win the league that year.
Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? I was a member of my school under 11 cricket team who were all out for 0. No comments thank you.
Sporting Idol?Ian Botham
Personal Motto/Philosophy? D'oh
Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? Significant/Tenuous Claim to Fame (if any)? I went to School with Dominic Cork; I gave Ted Dexter a lift in my car; my Mum went to school with Sir Tom Farmer (Kwik-Fit); I sat at the bar next to Paul Heaton (Housemartins and Beautiful South) in Hull; I bumped into (literally) John Jefferies in Fingers. They tenuous enough for you? I have more you know.



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