| Question | Answer |
|---|
| Full Name? | Reginald Damage Shark |
| Nickname(s)? | Reggie, Sharky |
| Date of Birth? | 3/10/2003 |
| Place of Birth? | Walford, Lahn-don |
| Occupation? | Security Advisor |
| Other Hobbies? | General wheeling and dealing. |
| Favourite Food? | Surfers (watchit, Scotty) |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | Millwall |
| Favourite Drink? | Bootleg Liquor. Or JD. Plus some champers if celebrating a well executed job. |
| Top Film? | Jaws (of course) (and Free Willy or Finding Nemo when feeling sentimental) (webed - bloody softie) |
| Top Book? | How to Make Friends and Blackmail People |
| Fave Music/Band | Madness, The Clash. |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | "You're Gonna Get Your ******* 'Ead Kicked In". Followed by "You're Going Home in a Murrayfield-DAFS Ambulance" |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | Hamlet (a mild cigar from Benson and Hedges)(webed- cult 70s ad for you youngsters) |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Brooke Shields (I'll nibble her Blue Lagoon while she inflates me) |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Moby Dick (he's a right bar-steward... and one big f*ckka) |
| Best Sporting Moment? | Mufs Parks 2003 |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | Masterminding said Parks Trophy Triumph. |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | Losing to Heriots at any time |
| Sporting Idol? | Vinnie Jones. And The Thorpedo (will give me a run for me money before I eat him) |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | Don't mess me about sahhn, or I'll bite your ******* Jacobs off. |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | Mufs Mascot. And countless jobs I'd best not admit to, in case I end up doing time in the Shovel (and Pick). |
