| Question | Answer |
| Full Name? | Paul Hubbard |
| Nickname(s)? | Old Mother |
| Date of Birth? | A Thursday in October |
| Place of Birth? | Hospital ward (ed- not bloody Wales anyway) |
| Occupation? | Open to offers |
| Other Hobbies? | Answering questionnaires |
| Favourite Food? | Edible |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | Rugby football - Wales. American football - New England Patriots |
| Favourite Drink? | Beer |
| Top Film? | An Officer and a Gentleman (There actually being no such thing) |
| Top Book? | Contrarian Investment Strategies by David Dremen (ed- bet thats a fat lot of use at the moment) |
| Fave Music/Band | Eric Bogle |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | An empty bar |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | Front foot cover drive |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Robinson Crusoe - useful chap for the occasion |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Lloyd Grossman. You need a reason? |
| Best Sporting Moment? | DAFS beating Heriots in (?) 1998 |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | Par on the Road Hole at first attempt, 1985 |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | Still to come, I fear |
| Sporting Idol? | Jack Nicklaus |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | ALWAYS tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but.. |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | Voted "best face for radio" Bosnia news media 2000 |