| Question | Answer |
|---|
| Full Name? | Keith Simon Lawrence |
| Nickname(s)? | Nasty, Harold (as in Larwood - webed) |
| Date of Birth? | 04/11/1974 |
| Place of Birth? | Kirby Muxloe, Leicestershire |
| Occupation? | Environmental Economist / Fish Consultant (but can fish speak?) |
| Other Hobbies? | Filling in forms, Egg & spoon racing, Shoplifting (very Nasty indeed) |
| Favourite Food? | Crème brulee |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | The mighty Nottingham Forest |
| Favourite Drink? | Black sheep |
| Top Film? | Big |
| Top Book? | Anything by Louis de Berniernes (who??) |
| Fave Music/Band | Anything sung by Tom Hothersall (he'll be so chuffed) |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | Delilah / Tom Jones (Forest fan singing Stoke City songs? Interesting.) |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | Eh? |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Louise - because we were born on the exact same day |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Jeremy Clarkson - because he’s a tw@t |
| Best Sporting Moment? | India beating Australia in Chennai, 2001 - magical |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | Taking 7 wickets in a league decider for my old club, in 2002 |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | England getting knocked out on penalties (1990, 1996, 2004)(don't forget 98 either...sob) |
| Sporting Idol? | Jimmy White (sorry) / Richard Hadlee |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | Ego sum Caecilius (the only Latin I can remember) |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | I said "Oi" to Ben Elton in a bar after he bumped into me - the b@stard |
