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Profile of Ian Shiels

sicknote with more silly headware(Courtesy of The Beast a wee intro... I could hardly write it myself...).Ian, Sicknote, the Webed is our ever cheerful and colourful website impresario. An enigmatic batsmen who like all the greats, can place the ball in the same gap in the field, no matter where it is bowled. (Note to opposition: Ian can only play the late cut, nothing on the leg side at all) Psychological damage inflicted by a bouncer still haunts the great man who's hooking is allegedly now limited to Fingers (webed- no more! reformed man!). A one time Daffs opening bowler now tends to have his bowling described as "occasional / weird slow stuff" whose figures now reflect the paucity of good fielders in the club. A true allrounder, Ian has also kept wicket pretty competently, claiming not to enjoy it whilst donning the gloves is all a big act.
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Full Name? Ian Robert Shiels
Nickname(s)? Sicknote... webby... Blofeld perhaps as well now.
Date of Birth? 24th November 1966 (great year that)
Place of Birth? Brighton, England but basically raised in Littlehampton
Occupation? Civil Servant- ex-Internal Auditor turned Head of Scottish Executive Web Team turned Project Management Advisor I think
Other Hobbies?Guitar, this bloody website, eating out, cooking, football, clay-pigeon shooting.
Favourite Food? Indian, Bangladeshi, Punjabi and Nepalese (try the Khukhuri restaurant)
Football Allegiance (if any)? Stoke City and of course inger-lund. Have a soft spot for Man Utd - at least I actually lived there for a few years and not in the glory period either.
Favourite Drink? Timothy Taylors Landlord and Hall and Woodhouse Tanglefoot or Badger (was weaned on it). If bagged up have a liking for a GnT.
Top Film? Star Wars IV had a big impact but I thought the recent Lord of the Rings was superb. Beyond that like Life of Brian and Bladerunner too
Top Book? All the Tolkein stuff and love Terry Pratchett when I can be bothered to read
Fave Music/Band Have a wide taste but the heavier the guitar the better. Black Sabbath is tops, followed by Led Zep, AC/DC, Metallica. Like the Manics.. too.
Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) Probably Abba (Love Me or Leave Me...) or Two out of Three Aint Bad by Meatloaf. Perhaps Spanish Eyes too or Always Look on the Bright Side.
Fave Shakespearian Play? Taming the Shrew closely followed by the Scottish Play.
Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why?Gilly of course. But if permitted, the following in their early '80s prime:- Linda Lusardi(mmmmm) and if being greedy Maria Whittaker too so I can play bouncy castles
Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? Margaret Thatcher and Tom's feet or footwear.
Best Sporting Moment? Probably the 5-1 drubbing of Germany in Munich and the recent (was then) defeat of the Argies and assoc Tartan Argies was nice.
Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? Scoring the winning runs to defeat Heriots in THAT match for DAFS as it looked like we could lose it at one point. Coupled with JJ telling the shell-shocked Heriots fielders to "Take your Defeat Like a Man" was just a magical moment. First ever 50 - for Rustington 2 CC in 1989 v Angmering. Now just has to be us winning Parks Trophy 2004, me contributing a m.o.m 67 not out then seeing our boys utterly destroy Maccabi with the ball. Magical.
Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? Final season as DAFS captain was not a high point personally. Losing to Argentina on penalties in last World Cup. Ditto penalties exits in 2004, 1990, 1996 etc etc
Sporting Idol?Ian Botham and Geoffrey Boycott for cricket. Peter Shilton for footie.
Personal Motto/Philosophy? After travelling in India and seen many things then when I feel down I just have to remind myself that there are so many people far worse off than yourself. Might have been a Bird in the hand....but those days long gone
Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? Me mum is related to Ann Packer and Bobby Brightwell of Tokyo Olympics Double Gold medallists fame- their sons played footie- Man City and one even had a wee spell at Stoke. Pissed alongside Mick Hucknell (Simply Red) in Manchester bar toilet in 1989. He has not much to boast about (says Mick).



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