| Question | Answer |
|---|
| Full Name? | Edward Clark |
| Nickname(s)? | Eddie (webed- we need to do better than this... I like "Fast" as in the ex-Motorhead guitarist Fast Eddie Clark....then again) |
| Date of Birth? | 27th April 1966 |
| Place of Birth? | London |
| Occupation? | Publishing (webed- mmmm... thats what Paul Raymond says he does too) |
| Other Hobbies? | Squash, tennis, the theatre, completing nosy questionnaires (normally only if there is a prize draw to enter though) writing poetry (webed - Vogan?) |
| Favourite Food? | Cake |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | Hearts |
| Favourite Drink? | Pint of Calder's Cream will do me, thanks |
| Top Film? | Gregory's Girl |
| Top Book? | The Journeyman (Tom Gallacher) |
| Fave Music/Band | The Vapors |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | Leaning on a Lamp Post (George Formby) |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | The Tempest |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | An expert foot masseur/masseuse, for pretty much obvious reasons (webed- that is, in case you get sore feet??) |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Anyone (even a foot massage expert) who has aspirations to appear on Big Brother, because they must be SOOO sad. |
| Best Sporting Moment? | Difficult to beat Shane Warne's opening delivery to Mike Gatting at the Old Trafford Test in 1993. |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | I'd like to say scoring 57 at Dunfermline Carnegie in May 2001 (I think the first half-century scored for the newly merged M-DAFS club). So I will. We threw the game away, unfortunately |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | Writing off a squah racket - recent birthday pressie from missus- by smacking it against the wall of a court in a rare and dishonourable moment of frustration. It went flat on one side and stayed curved in the other, as they do (racket, that is, not wall or wife) |
| Sporting Idol? | A Russian chap who once appeared on "Record Breakers" years ago, breaking the world distance record for pulling a railway wagon with his teeth. Can't remember his name, though I expect his dentist can (webed- a certain Mr Hothersall could sort him out... no more wagons for him) |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | "Let me eat cake." |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | Have been an extra in "Taggart" |
