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Profile of Chris Brown

... to a fat Georgie Barsteward and a Shite Soccer Team... A close Scouse-Geordie colleague of Chris writes.... "Jade (from Big Brother apparently), Freddy Flintoff and Doddy Weir muf-a-like Chris Brown has proved to be a useful addition to the club having joined in 2002. Chris has even been helping out on the organisational front this year but on proudly completing the task of getting a third XI had Melrose call off on him. He'll learn! A good fielder... although dropped a lass against Cask n Barrell (webed- was she very heavy?) in a top comedy moment... and improving bowler. One good innings for the Botanics suggests the batting could improve soon too... won't it Chris? Has a good taste in football teams although unfortunately can only afford a "cheap seat" in the church of St James. One of a growing number of third eleven players spotted in Berts! Whatever next AP ordering in teas for Roseburn?? "

Question Answer
Full Name? Christopher Peter Brown
Nickname(s)? Open to suggestions - Browny/Moody are old favourites
Date of Birth? 12/06/1977
Place of Birth? Geordieland - Newcastle upon Tyne
Occupation? Banker
Other Hobbies? Footy, golf, any sports mainly... except egg chasing (webed- !?!) and pastimes that think they are sports like ice dancing and dwarf tossing (webed- he did say he was a banker). And don't anyone say so**er in my presence ever. Stupid Yanks.
Favourite Food? Steak and Chips
Football Allegiance (if any)? Newcastle United "Soccer" Team (webed- sorry :-) )
Favourite Drink? Lager
Top Film? Escape to Victory
Top Book? Fever Pitch
Fave Music/Band Dance / Chicane
Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) Beautiful day - Levellers
Fave Shakespearian Play? Ball over the top into the big man
Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? Katie Holmes - you want a reason? Any mackem - baiting them should be an Olympic event.
Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why?Alex Ferguson - Miserable Barsteward. Any mackem- Kate Aide, James Herriot errrrr. Vermin.
Best Sporting Moment? Tino 3-2 Barcelona followed closely by David Kelly v Portsmouth. Makes me go all weak at the knees. The goal not Ned in particular. (webed- what the muff is he on about???)
Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? My next wicket or catching out Mr S Cook for Botanics.
Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? Missing the penalty in the shoot-out to get my college football team knocked out of the cup. Managed to hit the post so hard it rebounded to the half-way line.
Sporting Idol?Kevin Keegan or Peter Beardsley
Personal Motto/Philosophy? Oh I want to go to heaven when I die
Oh I want to go to heaven when I die
Oh I want to wear a bonnet, with Newcastle written on it
Oh I want to go to heaven when I die.
Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? Once set up a Newcastle Goal v Arsenal 1994. Many TV appearances - latest Eng v Arg 2002.


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