| Question | Answer |
| Full Name? | James Andrew Lacey |
| Nickname(s)? | Numerous... but can you name them? (webed- competition time....) |
| Date of Birth? | 20th March 1975 |
| Place of Birth? | Asuncion, Paraguay |
| Occupation? | IT Consultant |
| Other Hobbies? | Rugby, Golf and a bit of culture sampling. |
| Favourite Food? | All sorts but it is hard to give the ultimate. Safe to say it is certainly not the Muirhouse Pie (webed- sacriledge!! - An Unbeliever!!) |
| Football Allegiance (if any)? | Liverpool FC |
| Favourite Drink? | Irn-Bru. |
| Top Film? | James Bond films and Hot Rackets (by the way who has seen my version of this.... last seen in 1996?) |
| Top Book? | The Bluffer's Guide to Cricket by Nick Yapp and the Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley (webed- obvious piss-taking opportunity spurned...) |
| Fave Music/Band | S Club 7 |
| Most Likely to Sing Karaoke to? (song/artist) | My Way (French Version) |
| Fave Shakespearian Play? | Romeo and Juliet (as it is the only one I have read). |
| Person Most Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Billy Connolly and Neve Campbell (Reason because I think he is the funniest man alive and interesting at the same time and why else would you bring a good looking female along) |
| Person Least Want to be Marooned on Desert Island with and why? | Vanessa Feltz and her soon to be replacement Jade from BB3. |
| Best Sporting Moment? | Scotland's 1990 Grand Slam Victory. |
| Best Personal Sporting Moment/Achievement? | Being part of the first ever 1st XV rugby team to be undefeated in the School's history. |
| Worst Sporting Moment/Achievement (personal or any)? | Being part of a junior cricket team that were all out for 10 (I obviously got a duck). The game was over so quickly that we played again and reversed the batting order. This time the total was about 40 and no it was not a pair. |
| Sporting Idol? | Many: Ian Botham, Seve Ballesteros, Tim Horan. |
| Personal Motto/Philosophy? | Manana |
| Significant/Tenous Claim to Fame (if any)? | Nothing of interest. |