Keeping an unruly mob of Muffers in check at the 2006 MUFTAs was Reggie on "security" duties.
To top off some splendid gnosh - a splendid baked alaska shaped like a Muirhouse pie.
And a fruity meringue thingy with caramelised sugar effect whatsmecallit tickled Nasty Keith's tastebuds.
The chaps give the MUFTAs unique patented award selection scoring system a warm-up.
The more glamourous table. Sort of.
The Master of Ceremonies gets things going while making a strong bid to claim the prestigious Worst Dressed Muffer award. But sadly, despite El Note's best (worst?) efforts, The Vesty was unbeatable again. Sickie explains why The Beast claims One's Player of the Year (and also The Stan Duncan Award for his 159 n.o. innings).
2s skipper explains why the absent Super Sutha wins Player of the Year for the Twos. Well done Sutha.
Cooky accepts the 3s Player of the Year award on behalf of Ed Long.
Oor Henry wins the Most Improved Player of the Year.
Cooky claims the top Newcomer of the Year award.
Andy and Rob can hardly contain themselves with the impending excitement as now the evening switches to the silly awards - voted for on the night.
And with a landslide majority the winner of the Mothercare Award is Andy Gray for his post-run out strop at Pfeffermill. Top toy throwing!
Ladies and gentlemen ... Lets get ready to RUMMMMBLE !..... "Sugar" Rob Fotherington and the absent Ali "The Assassin" Amjid are declared the clear winners on all the judges' cards of the "Have a Square Go Award" for their Rumble in the Roseburn Jungle.
The Fidel Castro Award for military coup execution went to Don Wilkie.
Adam collects the 2005 Champagne Moment Award for his and Mel's record breaking last wicket stand versus Heriots. Well done fellas.