Given a mounting casualty list, a return of the ever popular Mufs Treatment Bench.
| Sicknote | Monty | Lager Kidd | The Clansman | Stormin Norman | Edwin | OMH |
| Patient Name: Sicknote/Mr Belly |
| Ailments include: |
| Wonky metal-plated ulna bone (right-arm); dodgy lower back (rhs); Mufs very own Mr Destructable. |
| Status: Playing (sort of). |
| Patient Name: Monty |
| Ailments include: |
| Typically busted-up keepers' handsies. Ball in the mush. Wonky knees. |
| Status: Playing. |
| Patient Name: Lager |
| Ailments include: |
| Dodgy back that defies medical opinon; terrible taste in beer consumption (permanent ailment). |
| Status: Playing. |
| Patient Name: The Clansman |
| Ailments include: |
| Bash on the head sustained in pre-season practice. |
| Status: Sidelined but returning soon? |
| Patient Name: Stormin Norman |
| Ailments include: |
| Operation on his private parts. |
| Status: Sidelined but returning soon. |
| Patient Name: Edwin Silvester |
| Ailments include: |
| Knee injury sustained playing football (the fool!) |
| Status: Sidelined. |
| Patient Name: Old Mother |
| Ailments include: |
| Frozen shoulder. And now dodgy back. |
| Status: Sidelined to July. |
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