On the Mufs Treatment Bench 2005

Now doubt as the season progresses more in-patients will be gracing the Mufs Treatment Room ....(with apologies again to Leonardo da Vinci for the shameful Vitruvian skiddies)

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Current Known Outpatients

Sicknote Monty The Doctor Lager The Clansman The Kid

Ian "Sicknote" Shiels

Patient Name: Sicknote
Ailments include:
Broken ulna bone (right-arm); Lower Back (rhs); Side Strain (lhs); Groin strain (rhs)
Mufs very own Mr Destructable.
Status: Medium-term Sidelined... 4 more weeks in cast then 4 again before swinging a bat.

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Chris "Monty" West

Patient Name: Westy
Ailments include:
Typically busted-up keepers' handsies. Also pulled thigh muscle.
Status: Sidelined for 1-2 weeks.

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Graeme "Doctor" Watson

Patient Name: Doctor Watson
Ailments include:
Ruptured Achilles (playing squash).
Status: Sidelined.

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Darryn "Lager" Kidd

Patient Name: Lager
Ailments include:
Injured back (while playing rugby); terrible taste in beer consumption (permanent ailment).
Status: Sidelined since January.

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John Norman Baikie

Patient Name: The Clansman
Ailments include:
Torn webbing between ring and little finger on right hand. Injured attempting catch from fierce drive.
Status: Sidelined for 3-4 weeks.

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Karl Jansen

Patient Name: "Kid" Jansen
Ailments include:
Strained right calf.
Status: Sidelined for 2 weeks.

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2004 Treatment Room
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