Guaranteed to shock the unwary and faint-hearted .... an motley collection of retrobates, twinned but separated at birth. Any suggestions for additions to this Gallery of Horror gladly accepted at the news-desk. Be afraid...
Apologies to the international photographic industry for any ripped-off photos... its only for fun not profit, honest!
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| Vlad the Impaler..... | Breck |
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| Chipmunk..... | Dazza-Kidda |
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| Juan Seb Veron | Web-ed-Sicknote |
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| Vampire Snooker Champ... | Stormin' Norman |
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| Michael Owen... | The Beast of Sorrell |
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| Boris Becker... | Boris Hothersall |
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| Beavis...... | Tony Simpson |
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| Ernst Stavro Blofeld.... | Sicknote (ooops ...) |
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| Dutch Porn Star.... | Liberty Knight |
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| Colin Powell.... | JNB
(well Richy thinks he does...argue with 'im) |
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| Brains.... | Richard Body |
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| Timothy Claypole.... | Rent-a-Rogers |
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| Nasty Nick.... | Nasty Keith |
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| Grumpy Golfer.... | Cheery Keeper |
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| Wierd Mind Reader.... | Wierd Train Driver.... |
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| Bicycle Towns.... |
Nude Bicycle Towns and friend |
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| A Fat b'stard.... |
Another Fat b'stard |
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| Lethal Shark.... |
Lethal Leggie |
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| Yosser?.... |
Yasser |
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| Fearless Landscaper .... |
Not So Fearless Adventurer |
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| Angry bowler .... |
Not an angry bowler (we think) |
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| Punk idol...? |
Surf dude...? |
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| Nice to see you .. |
to see you, nice! |
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| The Mad Hatter ... |
The Mad Hatter |
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| Ex-captain ... |
Ex-captain |
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| Servant of Sauron ... |
Servant of Sauron |
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| Cyclops ... |
Cyclops |
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